Ah fuck it, Dude, let’s go bowling
Current mood: tired
That’s what I felt like doing at nine this evening when I was still in a meeting at work, if the Dude had been there he would have agreed. People are talkers man, I’m not. In discussions I make short comments right to the point when needed, and humorous comments wherever possible, and if there’s too much of nothing being said it makes me crazy. I do write a lot, I admit, but you can just stop reading and not insult me, rather than having to wait for that deep breath long enough to edge a word in. Some people never seem to breathe, it’s astonishing how long they can go for without coming up for air and giving you a shot at escape.
But back to bowling, I did go bowling this saturday. It is a thing I do once a year to raise money for my amazing non-profit organization, and I love it when I go, though I am truly terrible. I was even playing in the bumper lane having a six year old on my team…she beat me needless to say, though she could hardly pick up the ball, and sent it spinning down the lane with the force of a whisper. Still, I looked in perfect form!
Jose Esquivel took this picture and it’s awesome. I’m keeping it for later when I’m telling lies in my old age…Look at the ball! And the classic kitchy bowling alley! And i’m just about to do that little kick to finish it off with flare, you can tell.
Favorite commentator quote of the day – “Ah, the Polish beauty! Smile my love, the match is starting…Thank you!