Golf hits an all time low

It has, it really has.  Three sad and simple words sum up the depths to which this noble pastime has fallen, they are the…hurts to say it…Cialis Western Open.  How much did the makers of cialis pay for that?  A lot.  Must have been a hell of a lot.  Shall golf be irremediably connected to erectile dysfunction?

On a lighter note it appears from the latest zoloft commercial that anti-depressant pills actually increase suicidal tendencies in kids under the age of 18.  Think it’s about time we flushed the lot of those pills down the toilet.

On a still lighter note Italy!  Que belleza!  Que emocion!  In the words of Univision commentator, “he lifted up his humanity and proved that man CAN fly!”  And that was just the first goal!  And there are fireworks tonight!  I love fireworks!  Exclamation marks of light against the darkness, and you can tell how much I love exclamation marks!

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